i'm just imagining the puppeteer messing with him for kicks
- Darren: ohhhh my god Mr Frog i'm such a huge fan hi
- Kermit: well hello there Mr Criss it's nice to meet you
- Darren: so we're singing
- Kermit: yes, we're singing The Rainbow Connection
- Darren: i love that song, man
- Kermit: it's a good song
- Darren: it's an awesome song
- ...
- Darren: so how's things?
- Kermit: good. good.
- ...
- Darren: you know, i hate to be that guy, but i gotta say
- Darren: your girlfriend's kind of a bitch
- Kermit: i know, i know. she's an acquired taste.
- ...
- Kermit: like bacon
- Darren: *chokes on his water*