
Guys… we should go vote for Teenage Dream and any Blaine solo. But mostly Teenage Dream. (x)
(I voted Cough Syrup as best solo because it owns my soul though)
um. Download links for Naked, anyone?
Oh God can the download links please come out I’m spoiling myself ROTTEN even though I’ve got Tumblr savior and “Safe Dash” active PLEASE.
PLEASE CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHEN IS GLEE ON I AM SO CONFUSED AND I’M TRYING TO PLAN MY HOURS ACCORDINGLY
Jim Cantiello Glee Cap: Makeover
Lyrics:
When “Glee” is good
It makes my days bright.
It sets the mood.
Makes for a great night
For when my baby’s at my side
Or maybe spooning while we’re swooning
‘Cause of “Glee” there ain’t no better way in life.
Kurt has gone rogue
Blaine’s ignored calls at night
Kurt’s interning at Vogue
For Isabelle Wright
She looks just like that S.J.P.
That Kurt is giddy, “Hire me
And then I won’t care ‘bout my baby Blainey’s life”
Blaine wants to fill his hole
(Not that hole, not that hole)
Left by Kurt in his heart
He joins clubs to find a goal
(He’s wearing tights! Wearing tights!)
A way to have a clean, fresh start
Running for senior class prez
Against that silly old lesbian
Sam helps him win
Or is that Magic Mike?
[spoken:]
Listen here, Ryan Murphy and your little writer friends.
I see you planting some more seeds for Klaine’s inevitable break-up and I don’t like it one bit.
Will and Emma on the other hand? Go ahead. Split them up. Have him join some committee that will…do something for…I’m gonna be honest with you I usually just fast forward anytime Will Scheuster’s on screen.
Rachel sings Sheryl Crow
With her buddy on the High Line
Meatpacking district gets a show
He wants to pack his meat and drink wine
She falls in love they start to kiss
When Bushwick’s rocking
Finn’s a-knocking
Shocking everyone
But can we talk about her fab new clothes?
I gotta stand up like a man
No really, this episode was close to perfect
And give “Glee” a rounsing hand
High quality ‘cause nothing bothered me.
For having Sarah sing “Annie” songs “Glee” wins at life.
Jim Cantiello’s Glee Cap: Britney 2.0
(Since I haven’t seen this around)
Lyrics:
A tailspin for Britney
Kicked out of cheering for her F’s
Santana’s busy
Has no free time for cybersex
Brit acts like she doesn’t care
And she almost shaves her hair
So they rock all Britney
Hoping their friend bounces back from her low
Joe helps sing “3”
Even though he loves Jesus.
I’ve strong feelings ‘bout “Britney 2.0”
I wish the newbies weren’t newbies
Get them off of my show
Oh
Except for Rachel’s studly cutie
He’s a cutie, I know
Oh
I’m talking incoming McKinley students, GTFO!
Oh oh oh oh oh
They have no chemistry
The disposition of a brick
Ugh, Jake and Marley
I’d rather spent time in Bushwick
Rachel and Kurt are adorbs
So glad she’s not in the dorms
Cassandra’s viral
Her onstage meltdown’s on YouTube
During her downward spiral
She tells Rachel she’s not sexy
So the next day she exposes her boobs
So far Rachel’s New York ain’t what she hoped it’d turn out to be
And I am LOVING that she’s having trouble, don’t you agree?
Am I misogynist for relishing her struggles each week?
Or is it just that all the new kids make me wince when they speak?
Puck’s brother is a lover, womanizer, spreading his seed
But Marley isn’t sure if he has changed, oh what to believe?
Who cares when these new kids have no charm or personality?
It’s like when MTV replaced the cast on “Laguna Beach.”
I wish the newbies weren’t newbies
Get them off of my show
Oh
There is a vacuum of charisma so they’ve all got to go
Whoa
Should we petition for that scrapped Rachel and Kurt spin-off show?
Oh oh oh, I think so….
“I’m the hero of the story,
I don’t need to be saved”
Kurt (and Blaine) will soar high above all of this, because they’re both strong. I know it.
Regina Spektor - Hero.
I wanted Brittany to make a comeback.
She didn’t sing any solo after the supposed comeback
Come the fuck on.